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Post by Ember on Mar 9, 2021 23:49:07 GMT -5
Dayuuuum !
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Post by Morgus the Magnificent on Mar 9, 2021 23:49:18 GMT -5
Lol! Yo... that comment about the Troy Built section of Home Depot is too fuckin funny. So... it looks like you’ll get the chance to race Troy after all... Ok... Let me do the talking here... we don’t want to scare him off. Hello there Morgus the Magnificent ! Long time no see! Good to see you over here! So... it sounds like you would like to race Ember for a small wager? With the blazing speeds that your buddy Troy is capable of... I think that Ember should get a .009 handicap. Anything less would hardly be sporting. Hey Hoss, ain't skeert. LOL I gotta admit that lawnmower thing is funnie as heck. I was LMAO about it. I guess Embolisim is saying I'm a lawn mower and his ass is grass. Embolism ain't man enough to do his talkin ? You his daddy ? LOL Embolism can't run with the big dogs. Bahahaha...Instead of trying to re-invent the damn wheel with all these goofy Illumi Snotty ideas why doesn't he try building a fast car first then try something out side the box. My Rebel Queen's all girl team could beat his raggely ass with their back up car. One day he'll wise up and stop finishing behind all those Eastman parts. If he would try some of Troy's Royal Oil and wheels maybe he could actually be on the podium one day. That's a deadly fast combination. The problem I see a bunch is people buy mis-matched components. Systems are perfected by testing certain combinations and when maximized the system should stay in place. Not using wheels, axles, oil, wax, polishes from 5 different places. The chain is broken at that point and with less than stellar results. I'll wait to race Embolism heads up in Pro. No handicap. Man up and we'll race for pinks on a 4 run average. That's sporting. BTW Embolism you just got punked by a 69 year old man. I been watching and knew you were the fish most likely to take the bait. It was a fun day fishing brother. Hope no hard feelings Ember LOL. Keep on digging man. It's a tuff gig getting those few extra thousands. If I can help you in any way please don't hesitate to ask. Peace out.......
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Post by Professor Moriarty on Mar 10, 2021 0:32:54 GMT -5
Does anyone else have trouble reading Mogus’ posts?
I think it is that he doesn’t double space...
Combined with him placing so many characters on a line...
And it is really a struggle.
Hey Morgus,
Be a dear and try to format your posts more like I am doing here?
It really makes it much easier.
Oh... and brevity is always appreciated too.
Thanks!
Ok fellas, It sounds to me like Delta Delta...but who knows.
So...look Morgus... I’m not gunna struggle to read your shit! You want the race or not? And don’t give me War and Peace over it!
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Post by Ember on Mar 10, 2021 1:59:05 GMT -5
Morgas the Insignificant....Stop acting like a fetus Cleetus. That deep south gene puddle of yours needs a good dredging, you gotta change the fluids every couple generations, you know what I'm sayin'. You're just mad your shill got the chill over on the book of faces. I know I know, you just can't say enough about Troy's wood, how good he drills your holes, and what lubrication you fellows use, butt those things are better left in-between you guys.
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Post by Morgus the Magnificent on Mar 10, 2021 6:54:40 GMT -5
Morgas the Insignificant....Stop acting like a fetus Cleetus. That deep south gene puddle of yours needs a good dredging, you gotta change the fluids every couple generations, you know what I'm sayin'. You're just mad your shill got the chill over on the book of faces. I know I know, you just can't say enough about Troy's wood, how good he drills your holes, and what lubrication you fellows use, butt those things are better left in-between you guys.
Damn it SON you'll just never learn will you Embolism ? You don't wanna play the dozens with a boomer that's heard it all and then some. SHAME ON YOU you disobedient lil punk for not obeying yo daddy The Nutty Professor for not double spacing. Speaking of Cleetus the Feetus check this out dumb ass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX10ylLLcOM. You wanna know where the deal was done and who the seller was. That's my youngest son and my shop parking lot. When you gonna get fed up with only seeing the ass end of Troy's cars and his products ? HUH HUH ...if you're not the lead dog the scenery never changes. Punk ass bitch Bahahahahahah LOL LOL It's a damn nightmare dealing with a mentally unstable red neck that doesn't have a fork in his family tree ain't it ? Welcome to The Dirty South !!!
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Post by Morgus the Magnificent on Mar 10, 2021 7:08:18 GMT -5
Does anyone else have trouble reading Mogus’ posts? I think it is that he doesn’t double space... Combined with him placing so many characters on a line... And it is really a struggle. Hey Morgus, Be a dear and try to format your posts more like I am doing here? It really makes it much easier. Oh... and brevity is always appreciated too. Thanks! Ok fellas, It sounds to me like Delta Delta...but who knows. So...look Morgus... I’m not gunna struggle to read your shit! You want the race or not? And don’t give me War and Peace over it! Perhaps you need some glasses fool. Who else double spaces ? I gotcha brevity rite here Hoss. While I'm waiting for Embolism to graduate from the nursery I might as well whup yo ass while I'm waiting. LOL.... Meet me at Joels in person and well bring our own BASX builds, stage our own cars and race our own cars for pinks on a call out race best 4 run average with a post race tear down. Bring yo goofiest Illumi Snotty ideas with you. Meanwhile, Forrest Embolism Gump knows his ass is grass and his lawnmower can't cut it..... Bahahahahahahah
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Post by Professor Moriarty on Mar 10, 2021 7:54:29 GMT -5
I mean...
What kinda narcissistic jerk off writes sentence after rambling sentence in broken English and expects to have anyone follow along?
There are only two narcissistic jerk offs that I can think of off the top of my head that would do such a thing....I might have to take a look at the IP address of this Morgus fella...
I should probably offer a master class on Creative and Effective Writing for PWD Forums.
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Post by Ember on Mar 10, 2021 9:10:13 GMT -5
Morpus the Deficient ....easy there Jethro, this isn't Beverly, hills that is, or the filthy south.... you're playing checkers when you should be playing chess. You're gonna need to string together a couple coherent sentences in a row if you wanna hang in these parts. Yeah, your family tree only has two branches, and they're no doubt playin' with each others new buds. Rubbing one out to the family photo album is no way to spend your day son. BTW Morpuss, Hee-Haw called and said they wanted that tired old hillbilly rube routine of yours back by tomorrow at 5. In case you don't know what 5 is, just count your teeth and add 2, you can count, can't you boy? When the day comes you actually build your own car, y'all come back and see us again, ya hear?
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Post by ljo on Mar 10, 2021 10:11:54 GMT -5
I'd like to think I'm friends with most of you here. I hate to see that this has turned ugly. The three of you have vastly different senses of humor, and I can relate to all of them (without taking offense). My recommendation is that Morgus quit feeding the fire, and we all keep the banter a little less personal. Despite our backgrounds we all have a common interest, that most people will never understand. I tend to be a peacemaker, and these are my thoughts.
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Post by Ember on Mar 10, 2021 11:28:35 GMT -5
I agree ljo ....things took a turn for the ugly pretty quick here. How about we all just keep things at the playful banter level fellows? Count me in on some good ole ribbing, but I'm out with the ad hominems.
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Post by 358tracing on Mar 10, 2021 12:47:09 GMT -5
Joe I was surprised by your reaction. Heck initially i thought it was you posing as someone else so as to talk/stir some shit (in a fun way) because i have seen you do it and admittently enjoy it in the past in other boards.
While this kind of talk isnt my style and i wont engage, i must admit i do find it entertaining as long as no one is taking it personally.
I found the comment about me funny and didnt take it personally.
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Post by Morgus the Magnificent on Mar 10, 2021 13:45:08 GMT -5
All fun and games ain’t it fellers till you finally meet a mentally unstable red neck from The Dirty South. It must be the missing chromosome 😂😂🏁🥴. What a waste of advanced education over here. Not enough collective good ole fashioned common country horse sense to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel 😂😂🤠🤠🤠. BTW nothing personal 😂 all yaw been gettiin punked by a 69 year old boomer. 😂😂😂😂🤠🤠🤠🤠 MEANWHILE DOWN ON THE FARM... Welcome to my world. Peace out Ya’ll youtu.be/2wWrQyVFfMQ😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁
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Post by Professor Moriarty on Mar 10, 2021 19:58:13 GMT -5
Dang... did I scare Morbus off?
Morbus! Come back! I was just screwing around.
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Post by Professor Moriarty on Mar 10, 2021 20:07:49 GMT -5
Joe I was surprised by your reaction. Heck initially i thought it was you posing as someone else so as to talk/stir some shit (in a fun way) because i have seen you do it and admittently enjoy it in the past in other boards. While this kind of talk isnt my style and i wont engage, i must admit i do find it entertaining as long as no one is taking it personally. I found the comment about me funny and didnt take it personally. It’s true... I have taken pot stirring to unimaginable heights... and I consider myself the PWD leading expert on the subject. It warms my heart to know that you can see the entertainment value in it... because it often takes fellas awhile to catch onto my sense of humor. Morgus is a good egg... I was just trying to push his buttons to see what would happen. For a minute though... I was convinced he was Zeeb yanking my chain.
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Post by ljo on Mar 10, 2021 21:14:56 GMT -5
All fun and games ain’t it fellers till you finally meet a mentally unstable red neck from The Dirty South. It must be the missing chromosome 😂😂🏁🥴. What a waste of advanced education over here. Not enough collective good ole fashioned common country horse sense to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel 😂😂🤠🤠🤠. BTW nothing personal 😂 all yaw been gettiin punked by a 69 year old boomer. 😂😂😂😂🤠🤠🤠🤠 MEANWHILE DOWN ON THE FARM... Welcome to my world. Peace out Ya’ll youtu.be/2wWrQyVFfMQ😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁 Do you have a missing chromosome, or an extra chromosome?
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